Last weekend I bought this thread.
All nice and green and 100% cotton.
Wanna know why?
The joy of Freecycle my friends.
I was wondering what I might call her and the The Beast seems rather appropriate. She scares me and she’s old. Like really old. I bet she’s at least twice my age.
I feel totally intimidated and haven’t actually done anything with her yet. It might help if I plugged her in but I’m a little bit worried I might break her. I look at her and think of all the possibilities. These are very exciting times I tell you!